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*Two nazi soldiers on patrol.
Nazi 1 : "Ah, I have to say Hans, this is paradise! The cozy suit, the lunar breeze, and ze view is always stupendous no?"
Nazi 2 : "Gunther, zere is no such thing as a "lunar breeze", but yeah the view is pretty great. I miss Berlin though."
Nazi 1 : "Veren't you like, six when your parents left? How could you have memo-"
*The Star Spangled Banner loudly plays over their wires, and they fall to the ground. After getting adjusted, they look upward, seeing a large lunar module coming down toward's them.
Nazi 2 : "Fuck! SHOOT SHOOT SHO-"
*The module lands on top of them, crushing them as red stains the lunar surface. The doors open and a squad of U.S, British, and Soviet special forces escape out.
U.S Commando : "Goddamn! The view is fucking spectacular! And the lunar breeze feels great!"
Spetsnaz Commando : "Da, although I do not think a "lunar breeze" is possible Yankee."